I Tend to Fall in Love

incarniunknown:

andromedex:

skirriss:

atheistjwteen:

exjwthings:

jackhasdreams:

kremeroyale:

gay-jesus-probably:

ierohero:

depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!

me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week

families of depressed kids in media: okay sweetie we’ve researched depression for ten hours straight and signed you up for therapy and re-arranged your school schedule to be less stressful

actual parents of depressed kids: look i get you’re sad but someones gotta do the goddamn dishes stop being lazy get up. why didn’t you go to school today, what’s wrong with you, you’re such a burden on this family.

Therapists in the media: *understanding head tilt*

My real live therapist whom I adore: Natalie, that is the DUMBEST thing I’ve ever heard.

Therapists in Media: Lets do some art therapy and be really quiet while we talk about your feelings :)))))) also I’m prescribing you 500 different medicines

My therapist Brian who I love to death: Jack, I think your first problem is you stay up too late looking at memes, so let’s try taking a nap

My real life therapist: Okay, before we start, I found this hilarious video I know you’d love.

Therapist in media: serious face the whole time

My therapist: *laughs awkwardly*

therapists in media: refined, cultured, poised, “I’m afraid I haven’t [heard of the nerdy thing their patient just referenced]”

my old therapist derek, from across the reception area, seeing me for the first time after the summer of 2015: HEY DID YOU SEE AGE OF ULTRON?? IT SUCKED, RIGHT???

my current therapist ian, in our very first appointment: do you like star wars? anxiety is like the force, it can consume you, or you can learn to keep it in balance… you’re my padawan now

Actual things my therapist has told me:

“You’re bassicly a glorified sad lizard.” (It makes sense with context)

“Damn girl you need to get your shit together.”

“Go home and cry. Stop drinking in bathtubs. Eat something that isn’t bleach or memes.”

I’ll add more tomorrow after I see her again.

Therapists in the media: Always serious and old-fashioned.

My therapist: Knows jackshit about video games but asked me to bring my favourire game (Monster Hunter) and show her ; called my father an asshole (rightfully so) ; always wants to see photos of my snakes

(via incarniunknown)

jumpingjacktrash:

silverhawk:

catopumas are so interesting 2 me bc theres only two species so far in the genus, and its either

a very gentle looking asian golden cat

very kind looking, round. 10/10

and then the other in the genus is

the bay cat, or as i like to call them - the weasel cat. long, kinda weird looking, but still 10/10 despite the weaselness.

metal cat and punk cat are both great

(via leftboob-enthusiast)

spookycombustion:

tru-ho:

writing-prompt-s:

You are the owner of a magic backpack; every morning you stick your hand in and it contains exactly what you need for the day. One morning it contains a gun.

but isnt this the plot of Dora the Explorer

Swiper ain’t swiping no more

(via incarniunknown)

710m:

My heart busts a nut every time someone tells me they saw something and thought of me

(via bananaqream)

skepsiss:

lesbian-deadpool:

masi-dun:

thetimelordwizard:

pilgrimkitty:

wait-till-they-hear-about-this:

damionaerynstarr:

wait-till-they-hear-about-this:

- Deadpool is insecure
- Deadpool has chronic pain
- Deadpool is submissive in bed
- Deadpool is pansexual
- Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips
- Deadpool is a blonde
- Deadpool’s initials are WWW
- Deadpool had an abusive father
- Deadpool’s mother died from cancer
- Deadpool fell in love with a teenager
- Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her
- Deadpool had a daughter
- Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful
- Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine
- Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids
- Deadpool is good with kids
- Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong
- Deadpool hates himself
- Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting
- Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead
- Deadpool reads his own comics

Conclusion:
Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.

Let’s not forget:

- Deadpool knows sign language
- Deadpool took a bullet for Hawkeye because Clint can’t regenerate but he can
- Deadpool has tried to kill himself numerous times before
- Deadpool turned his back on DEATH ITSELF to help his fellow inmates escape The Farm
- Deadpool spent months trying to save Cable
- Deadpool was in turn saved by Cable numerous times
- Seriously, freaking Jesus-messiah-complex Cable saw something in Deadpool worth saving
- Deadpool is a beautiful, wonderfully complex character that I will fight to protect

- Deadpool and Cable refer to the end of their friendship as “our divorce”
- Deadpool bought diapers for Hope
- Deadpool has a dog
- Deadpool didn’t become like his dad
- Deadpool is a good person

- Deadpool spends all his money on ammo and pain meds 

- Deadpool is broke 75% of the time 

- Deadpool tells kids that he’s Spider-Man

- Deadpool refused to look at Spider-Man’s face when he swapped costumes with him because “bros don’t out bros”
- Deadpool did work in the Spider-Man suit, but REFUSED TO KILL while wearing the Spider-Man suit because Peter wouldn’t have killed and he didn’t want Peter’s rep to be linked to murder.

Also

- Deadpool is just freaking amazing

THIS. THIS IS WHY I LOVE HIM.

Uuhh important things forgotten:

-Deadpool was purposefully created to be a pansexual/bisexual hero way back in the 70s/80s

-Deadpool regularly wears clothing traditionally made for women

-Deadpool dressed in Ms. Marvel’s black swimsuit super suit one time for fun

-Deadpool’s canonical biggest fantasy is rubbing sun tan lotion on Cable’s back at the beach

-Deadpool hates Hydra because they’re racists

That is all I have to add

(via generously-deafening)